Financial Servitude:

BEFORE contacting me about this, you will need to send $100

or an Amazon Gift Card to so I know you are serious.  Click here to purchase

Or send me a cryptocurrency (email for details)

Purchase me flights, Weekend city breaks or Spa days

Buy me a gift from my Amazon Wish List

Send me an Amazon Gift Card or Certificate

Take me shopping (Minimum spend £150)

Pay for a pedicure, massage or other beauty treatments

Offer me your practical or professional skills

Pay a phone or household bill

Pay for lunch/dinner or afternoon tea with a girlfriend

Personal chauffeur

Used items available to purchase:

Gym socks
Hold Ups
Bottle of my *Champagne*

Email @ for more details!

All worn loved, used and owned by me 🙂